Punch Happy

Punch punched Judy in the face;
Judy punched Punch with a can full of mace.
Punch poured punch on Judy's head;
Judy poisoned juice and wished Punch dead.

Punch hit Judy judiciously;
Judy fought back with pent up glee.
Punch pulled back and hit Judy square;
Judy screamed "OUCH!" and pulled Punch's hair.

Punch strangled Judy - her eyes about to pop -
Simon came along and told them to stop!
Judy didn't listen 'cause he didn't say his name;
Haven't you ever played that game?

Punch got fooled and stopped right away;
But Simon had already entered the fray.
Judy punched Simon and Simon fought back,
Punch smartened up and gave him a whack!

Fighting and yelling and thrashing about,
Each hit would make them scream or shout.
The three of them tussled and tumbled around,
A sillier group would never be found.